EL PASO -- My odyssey to greenness has taken me to a strange place. A while back I was asked to help "green" a triathlon, the event in which you run, swim and bike. Me? Just the word "triathlon" scares me. I'm the type of person who buys gym memberships during bouts of undue optimism -- say, around the New Year -- and never, ever goes to work out. Not even once. Sadly, I'm not exaggerating. I've done that several times. Cold hard cash down the drain isn't enough to motivate me to sweat.

But back to the triathlon. It's the Eagle in the Sun and takes place on the Tigua reservation on Sept. 5 (Registration closes Sept. 1). The people who put it together are hard-core triathletes who wanted to have the first chip-timed, USATriathlon-sanctioned race in El Paso. And they asked me to help make it environmentally friendly. Since they promised I wouldn't have to participate in the actual event, I said yes. (The El Paso Times is a sponsor of the race.)